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Chafeage
Dear Person Who Developed Recycled Paper Toilet Paper Thinking It Was A Good Idea,
You’re a moron.
My nether regions hate you.
I hope your paper chafes you badly during a wicked bout of Montezuma’s Revenge.
That is all.
Love and kisses,
Jen
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And that’s all that really needs to be said right there…
bwah hahaha! you crack me up!!
I may be trying to go green, but I don’t think I’ll EVER make this change!
There are some sacrifices I just won’t make for the environment, yet.
Ouchy…
“No good deed goes unpunished.”
Yeah. There’s pretty much nothing worse than abrasive butt wipe.