Archive for October 19th, 2009
Pop goes the story
Denise asked if I was going to go easier on the authorities in the freaky Balloon Boy case, now that it just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Yes, yes I am. My apologies to the authorities after my last rant. But now, I have more to say.
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Heene,
On the scale of frakked up parenting moments, this goes all the way up to 11. You don’t have the brains God gave the humble turnip. You thought this little scheme would work? Really? You apparently forgot the cardinal rule of parenting: kids can’t keep secrets. I haven’t been surprised by a birthday or Christmas gift in years, and you somehow thought a six year old boy would keep this under wraps? I’d ask what you were smoking, but I’m afraid you’d think I was serious and offer me some.
Dear Larimer County Sheriff,
I’ve been watching you on the news. Love the attitude. Love that you’re not taking any shit from the media. Go nuts. Investigate the hell outta this family. Move those kids to a more appropriate home; from the sound of things, the dad is a wee bit unstable. There have been previous investigations into domestic violence, and young boys don’t need that as an influence.
Dear media,
Talk to the sheriff. Ignore this wackadoo family. Please.
Love and kisses,
Jen







Sorry you are feeling lousy! We have had the same crud here. Good luck on getting the boys into summer ...
Hope you feel better soon! What kind of computer did you get?
Yay, she did a post! I can't stand that I'm missing so many gtchats. Or maybe I should ...
Congratulations! And - good call on the old I shall never speak of this again!
Congrats!