An ode to diaper rash cream
Oh thank you, dear Butt Paste,for all that you do.‘Cause when you have diaper rash,it hurts to go poo. So when your poor tushis red, sore, and yucky,Smear on some Butt Paste,and life won’t be so sucky.
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That word
“You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means.”Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride Many thanks to Karen for getting The Princess Bride to the forefront of my brain. Cliffs of Insanity and all …
This is talent?
Oh help me. Somehow the channel stayed on when I went up to put the boys to bed and came down to “America’s Got Talent.” Please help, I can’t look away. This is a car wreck. The eight-year old stand-up …
Jen’s musings on WDW
Everyone, especially parents, should go to Disney World without the kids at least once. WDW is technically for kids, but I guarantee Tom and I had MUCH more fun than any other parent there. You could tell which parents had …
Keep your kids safe
Check out The Safe Side. We have the DVD and the CD and A loves both. The DVD is hilarious and gets its point across without scaring kids. If you have young kids, go and buy them.
I’m just a girl who can’t say no
Oy. Somehow I got roped into planning and teaching preschool church camp this summer. This is not a good fit for me. It’s been a billion years since I went to church camp, I didn’t go to church until I …
Florts and Collibots!
In my ongoing quest to convince A not to use the grownup words that escape my lips, we’ve adopted Florts and Collibots!, courtesy of the book series “Flat Stanley.” Cute books, great phrase instead of “@#$%^%$*$%^*(!!!!!!!!!”, which easily describes the …
Happy (Belated) Father’s Day!
A Happy Belated Dad’s day to all you dads out there. I would have written this yesterday, but we were doing family stuff and it just never happened. So a day late, unfortunately. I often tell my boys they have …
He wasn’t invited, but he came anyway
Tom and I had a blast at Disney World last week. Murphy wasn’t invited along, but he came nonetheless. Eventually we tired of him and drowned him in a puddle courtesy of Tropical Storm Alberto. Yes, we were veddy veddy …
Duck! It’s the end of the world!
Yes my friends, today is 6-6-06. I’ll wait while you go and check out the calendar, say a prayer, and down a tequila shot. Not necessarily in that order. Yes, “It’s the End of the World as we Know it!”…love …