Laughing at Chaos

There’s green crayon melted inside my dryer and laundry is stacking up like planes over Ohare the day before Thanksgiving. Ahh….so good to be home. Sigh…

Well, not really. A starts on Monday, J a week later. But tomorrow early am I leave for four days, so that makes today the last day of the summer!!! Can I have a hallelujah? Thank you. I needed that. …

Ahhh…nothing like taking two over-sugared boys to the zoo for the day. It was fun, we had a great time. Got to ride the train, take a whirl on the carousel, see primates eat their own shit…good times, good times. …

I’m taking the boys to the zoo today. I believe they drank maple syrup for breakfast. Should make for some interesting pictures.

We’ve been sleeping with the windows open this summer. Actually, we sleep with the windows open whenever the weather cooperates, so that’s usually April-October. Not bad. Good sleeping weather. With the unholy heat we’ve had this summer, it’s the only …

I saw a blind man on a Segway the other day. Complete with a white tapping guide stick. That is all.

I never, in my wildest, horrified nightmares, would have expected John Edwards to have had an affair. You have GOT to be kidding me. When men are sworn into office, do their brains turn off? Do their dicks just take …

Or…How to get melted crayon out of a load of laundry without losing your everlasting mind. Discover crayon carnage. Much gnashing of teeth, rending of garments, ripping out of hair. Coerce confession out of oldest child. Declare that the Largest …

Guess what I’m watching right now? The dryer, as it spins around in technicolor glory? Nope (oh, and haven’t even started to figure out how in hell I’m getting everything clean). My sons, as they play Indiana Jones vs. Darth …

So, one of my darling sons, I do not know which one, had a handful of cheap (non-Crayola) crayons in his pocket. And I did laundry. And discovered the mess after everything had been run through the dryer. I now …