Laughing at Chaos

where wildly different is perfectly normal
Laughing at Chaos

Laughing at Chaos

Chafeage

Dear Person Who Developed Recycled Paper Toilet Paper Thinking It Was A Good Idea, You’re a moron. My nether regions hate you. I hope your paper chafes you badly during a wicked bout of Montezuma’s Revenge. That is all. Love …

Please stand by…

I am not hungover. I am not pierced/tattooed/someone’s bitch. Well, maybe Tom’s. I am, however, very very tired. And buried in laundry. And breathlessly overwhelmed by the laundry/mail/dishes/email/miscellaneous crap that has piled up in our absence. Back soon with a …

Vegas bound

I’m off! Off to where what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, where Tom and I will renew vows with Elvis (I’m still amazed we’re doing this), where we will be child-free for three peaceful days. The boys are in …