Laughing at Chaos

This is a big thing out here in Colorado, don’t know if it’s as popular anywhere else. Family farms are discovering that a great way to stay afloat is to have “fall festivals.” Open the farm, get a few bouncy …

This is my parents’ all-time favorite joke, and the punchline is used all the time around them when any of us forget something.***************************** A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells …

I am 34 years old today. It’s about time; this is the age I was always accused of acting when in middle school. So sorry I was responsible and mature in 7th grade. But I feel like I’ve been waiting …

We were all in the van, running hither and yon, doing errands, trying to explain to A that germs move faster than antibodies and that’s why we wash our hands (these are the conversations we have…all.the.time). As bright as he …

As if anyone would actually take exercise tips from me…but I have one nonetheless. Listen to old college marching band recordings as you walk on the treadmill. Oh my GOD. Yesterday I posted that I hated…ahem…disliked exercise because I kept …

I joined Weight Watchers nearly 3 months ago and in that time I have lost the same 2 pounds a couple of times, at least. I’m doing better with my eating, I’m exercising (though not as much as I should), …

Ahoy maties! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day! I be awaitin’ this day for a year now. Nothin’ planned, but this eve I be liftin’ me rum with a full-throated “arrrrrrr!!!!!” And pining over me two favorite pirates…

The emoticon is 25 today. 🙂

If the pediatric dentist were to open a liquor store or brewpub next door to the office, they’d make a killing. And I get to go through this with A next month. Oh joy. Dude, it’s just a cleaning! Chill! …

If you’re chopping up hot peppers, don’t forget to wash your hands thoroughly with soap and water before you blow your nose. Owie yowie…